The Maturation of Shane

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Perjury

Posted by Shane on February 26, 2008

Disclaimer: This is a rant post 

Here’s a notice to everyone out there. If you are ever summoned before a congressional judicial committee, or required to disclose information pursuant to judicial or regulatory action or law, please keep quiet and plead the fifth if you have anything you wish to conceal from public knowledge. I know I do not have a law degree (yet; maybe) but take my free unadulterated legal advice: Unless you have a President that is willing to commute your sentence, do not commit PERJURY. Do not even breathe the word ‘per’ and ‘jury’ in the same sentence while under such legal process. Do not try to twist the truth, or plead ignorance when such is not the case. Just plead the fifth. Federal prison is not as cool as it sound.

That is all. You’d be surprised how many people can actually benefit from this free legal advice.

3 Responses to “Perjury”

  1. Roger Clemens said

    This would ahve been nice to know LAST week!!!!

  2. Shane said

    Don’t you have a high powered attorney on your payroll, Roger? If he’s not doing his job, you can hire me instead. I charge much less than those NY attorneys and I do the same quality job (or close to it).

    P.S. Can you sign send me an autographed baseball? Sign it to ‘your biggest fan’

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